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Chapter 5: That Swedish Gamer's A**(Crack fan fic)

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Chapter 5: That Swedish Gamer's Ass
“Oh….my….glob! ALFRED YOU GOT ME A RED MINI CHAINSAW! Thank you so much, Alfred-san….but isn’t this Aya-chan’s?” Sam exclaimed while suffocating the still not amused Alfred.                                                                        

“Oh no, no, no Lady Sam this is another chainsaw I got from a while back. I even got your name engraved in gold on the side”                                                                        

“But that isn’t all Slendy has a present for you too, Sam” Cry intervened as he was trying to sneak bites of the delicious pie flavored cake.  You hear a knock on the kitchen door and immediately the mood of the room changed to rather mysterious oh great……..It must be Slendy.                                                                                  “

"Why my dear Lady Sam, I have also gotten you a present that took me ages to find, girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl” Slendy bowed down to Sam, the birthday girl.                  

“Seriously, where does Sam meet all these people?” you thought to yourself as you couldn't believe the sight of Slender bowing down to a human.                                            

“Slender-senpai, you came! Won’t you please join us for some pie flavored cake?”    “Oh yes of course, Lady Sam.  I absolutely love pie flavored cake and might do you have by any chance some tea?”                                                                                

“…………….YAY TEA PARTY WITH SLENDY!!”    

You go to help Sam set the table with fine expensive china imported from Europe and to prepare the tea. As Cry was helping to serve the tea, all of a sudden PewDiePie entered the room.    

“I smelled cake…..THE PEWDS DEMANDS CAKE!” Pewdie screamed at the top of his lungs.                                                                                                        

“Pewdie, nice to see you again. I see you haven’t changed one bit” Slender moaned as he snuck  up behind the screaming Swede who was intent on having cake.                    

“………………………*little girl shriek* IIII—IIIII—IIIIIITTTSSSS S-SLENDY!” Pewdie screamed as he was currently wetting his pants[trust me it was not a pretty sight].                                                                                                                                  

“Stop being a baby, Pewdie……..I ain’t going to rake you or whatever. I am here for the celebration of Lady Sam’s birthday, so why won’t you join us for some tea?” Slendy calmly told Pewdie the scaredy cat who was hiding behind Cry [which I might add extremely out of character for Slendy].                                            

“Slender, I thought you would never let Pewdie join you at a tea party, since well… you want to kill him” you told the tall, slim  faceless figure who was trying to get Pewdie to sit down on the table to have tea, crumpets, and obviously pie flavored cake.                                                                                                              

“Ah the reason for that will be explained soon (insert name here)” Slendy chuckled as he slapped Pewdie on his tushy.                                                                                      

“Cry…….HELP ME!”                                                                                                                

“Come on guys, stop fighting and enjoy the tea. Please for me” Sam whimpered as she pouted and brought her finger to her lip.  As soon as she said that, Alfred, Cry, Pewdie, and Slender immediately sat down on the table to commence the tea party then all of a s-                                                                                                                    
Hey guys this is ThatNekohacker here with chapter 5 of my lovely crack story :iconvictorydanceplz:
Seriously don't ask about the title.........I just came up with it randomly :iconawkwardnessplz: :iconpervypewdsplz:
This chapter was rather strange, no? :iconpsychoplz: Hahahaha but all these things will be very important to following chapters so don't you worry. But remember this is A CRACK STORY SO ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, BRO :icondoaninternetplz:
Also I have another cliffhanger for you :iconkiralaughplz:. I am so evil, no :iconevilplz:
Well my neko wannabes remember to comment your opinion on the story, so do so by commenting and if you have any suggestions on you else should pop up in the story comment below. I might add your suggestion to my ever so large Crack story. Also hit that fave button if you really enjoyed it like your mom lol jk. And to.......get more good stories watch me if you want :D. This all supports me greatly :icononionxdplz:
This is ThatNekoacker signing off :iconletmehugyouplz:
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At first when I saw the title I was like: Oh yes... :iconpervyfranceplz:
And then at the end I was like: :iconawkwardnessplz: (Dang it. :iconwhyplz:)
It was good though. BUT I WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER NAOW.
Or I'll find you... :iconpsychoplz: