Chapter 3: The Confession of........(Crack fic)

           Chapter 3: The Confession of..........

After Sam got the aspirin from her mom, I gave it to Pewdie in an empty Vodka bottle which he took the bait like how a mouse gets the cheese from the mouse trap.

“Hey this isn’t Vodka, bro!’ Felix yelled as he gulped down the aspirin pills with water.                                                                                                                        

“Pewdie, this is for your own good now take the freaking aspirin” you said as you forced the Swede to finish taking the aspirin.                                                          

“Gulp….gulp….gulp wait where am I?’ Pewdie finally started to return to reality.  

“Yay Pewdie, you’re back….Now go to the kitchen Cry needs to tell you something” Sam hugged Felix as he was getting sober.                                                      

“Ummm….what…Cry! I’ll be right there” Pewdie ran towards the kitchen in excitement.                                                                                                          

“Psst come on Sam this is your big chance” you whispered to Sam as you two headed to peek on the YouTube gamers.                                                                  

“Hey Cry, Sam told me you wanted to tell me something, so how’s it going?”  

“Sup Pewdie, I just wanted to….umm…that”                                                                

“What is it, Cry? You know me I won’t judge”                                                            

“Ummm Pewdie I just wanted to tell you that without you I would have never gotten the courage to make my own gaming channel and that you my friend are probably the best person to play co-op games with. So thank you Pewdie for all the laughs and support and helping me find myself”                                                                                                      

“Oh no need to thank me bro. Seriously you’ve done a lot in my life too like when we were playing Bloody Trapland together it made me realize something about myself”            

“…………”                                                                                                              

“Ryan, when I was with Marzia I thought she was the one, the one who I will love forever. But when she dumped me I felt like my entire world  ended…..I was depressed for months and I’m still sad that my little Italian bon-bon left me for over *unintelligible Swedish words*”                                                                          

“Pewdie, I know were depressed over the breakup; but in your videos you never showed it”                                                                                                                  

“Well, Cry, I wanted to stay strong for my bros, so they wouldn’t worry about me……….but I never wanted you to worry the most, Cry. I wanted to hear your infectious laughter that kept me going everyday”                                                      

“No….Pewdie, the reason for my laughter was all the screaming you did when Slender, the teleporting naked guys, or any other monster that scared the sh*t out of you. What I’m trying to say…is that…..YOU COMPLETE MY LIFE! I just can’t live without you” Cry stumbled on telling Pewdie his most inner feelings for the Swede.                                                                                                                        

“C-cry without you I would have never stayed myself…..And I might have killed myself when Marzia left me” Pewdie was now sobbing to no stop.                              

“Pewdie, I know that this might sound gay; but I want to spend the rest of my life with you side by side together playing co-op games and facing the world together”      

“…….Don’t worry about it Cry. I will always be by your si-” Pewdie got interrupted as Cry welled up the courage to kiss him on the lips unmasked.        

“Hmmm Cry I thought you never let anyone saw you without your mask. But I love you too, Cry” sighed Pewdie after the shock of the unmasked Cry’s kiss.    

“Oh my glob! That was so beautiful *frothing sounds*” Sam squealed as she collapsed to the floor.                                                                                              

“Gay! Gay! Seriously gringos of today” Pablo the annoying potato interrupted Pewdie and Cry’s beautiful moment together.                                                                    

“You know what I had it up to here with your remarks, Pablo. DIE POTATO!!!” you yelled out as suddenly an AK-47 gun magically appeared in your hands.        

“Noooooooo! I’m sure we can work this out. Por Favor spare me please there was too many tacos I never gotten to eat” Pablo cried out begging for mercy.                      

“Hahahahahaha too late for forgiveness b*tch” you laughed manically as you were shooting the potato non stop.